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Monsieur Holkins:

Please inquire about lengthening each and every day about 5-6 hours so you may find the time to write us all a book. I don't care the genre, nor the plot, I just want to consume more of your brain drippings. Bonus points if it's proofread by Patrick Rothfuss.

Does this sound feasible/wanted?

JUST TAKE THE FUCKING ITEMS OUT OF THE FRIDGE
JUST
PLEASE
OCTODAD
JUST
FUCKING
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'd love to see a skit where y'all bring in a shitty, off-brand "The Snit" and have Phil interact with it.

how does one deal with a family member going 0 contact out of nowhere? i have no idea what i could have done to have this happen and i'm going insane trying to figure it out.