Major_Fudgemuffin

On my first and last flight with them, one of the flight attendants goes over the speakers:

"Tampering with lavatory smoke detectors can carry up to a $2,500 fine. And let's be honest, if you were willing to pay that much for your airfare, you'd be sitting first class on a different airline"

At least the guy made the flight entertaining.

God damn Spirit Airlines. They can go burn.

How did you end up getting caught?

I saw that you shipped to your own house, what do you think about that decision nowadays?

Another good one:

"If there's a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling above. Please stop screaming, let go of the person next to you, and place the masks on your face."

He also made a comment about one of the couples please not letting their toddlers run up and down the aisle mid flight.

You can't stop consuming sugar due to an allergy to it because you would die.

Could you expand on this a bit?