MadTouretter

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?

"Definitely one horse-sized duck. Then I'd distract it with some cracked corn and, as it gobbled it up, I'd jump on its back and take it for a flight."

Like a true diplomat, he didn’t want to kill it, he wanted to tame it.

And the more insidious "he's probably poor so he'll try to take it, then I'm going to get him fired!"

“John Cleese's comedy tour he has been on recently is titled "Last time to see me before I die." And there's a lot of jokes about him dying in the next 6 years. Morbid but hilarious.”

That was 6 years ago.

My shark robot son and I can't believe you would say such a thing.