MUCGamer

I don't know if they still make them or not but back in the 90s you could get Donald duck hats at Disney where the bill of the hat was a literal duckbill and the eyes were on the front of the hat. Something like that would probably be enough

Edit: I think this is like the one I had, but i'm pretty sure it got thrown out long ago otherwise I would gladly donate it for the cause.