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I have a buddy who served also. I told him how I think fatigues are awesome. He told me they rip easily, and sometimes during fire fights, guys would be running around with their dongs out cause they’d go commando and their pants would rip. Is this true or is he just fucking with me?

Wasn’t gonna drop acid today.

Where are you from? Do you ever get home sick?

Holy moly. You seem like an unbelievable hero. They don't make em like they used to. I'm sure there's a lot of little bush girls who see you as a legend.

What would a 9 year old version of you think of you right now?

Damn I usually watch Dianxi Xiaoge. This is awesome