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Did this with a supra pubic catheter, can confirm, don't snag wires coming out of you on things. Accidentally a word

Most awkward boner, ever.

Can thank my phone for that one.

I'm glad you're smart, but I don't feel for the dumbshits who believe that. "This person specifically hates being bothered at their private residence. I'll choose to ignore their warning and poke the bear by disturbing them" Anyone who purposefully ignores one of those signs, with whatever flawed logic, deserves the ass chewing, scare they get.

I want a no soliciting sign with printed exceptions for Boy/Girl Scouts. Not in a creepy way, those cookies are delish

I'm not sure what's worse, your familiarity with these devices, or the username it's coming from. Lol. I'd been some 12ish hours since I'd urinated and was at risk of my bladder bursting. Not a fun night.