Lung_Like_Rasins1677 karma2013-03-16 11:52:51 UTC
Believe it or not, I have not met a single person that made that joke yet. Thank you for making it right.
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Lung_Like_Rasins911 karma2013-03-16 11:28:43 UTC
Because I'm "a tall, slim, male" was what most people said. Others said it could be connected to the cold. I say it's because I'm so tough that my lung collapsed in fear of my might.
Lung_Like_Rasins654 karma2013-03-16 13:07:05 UTC
They should put warning labels on those things.
Lung_Like_Rasins584 karma2013-03-16 14:06:40 UTC
It's like covering yourself in dinosaur pee. You're surrounded by collapsed lungs, so they won't be able to find you.
EDIT My first gold! Thank you!
Lung_Like_Rasins535 karma2013-03-16 14:46:16 UTC
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