Lung_Like_Rasins

Believe it or not, I have not met a single person that made that joke yet. Thank you for making it right.

Because I'm "a tall, slim, male" was what most people said. Others said it could be connected to the cold. I say it's because I'm so tough that my lung collapsed in fear of my might.

They should put warning labels on those things.

It's like covering yourself in dinosaur pee. You're surrounded by collapsed lungs, so they won't be able to find you.

EDIT My first gold! Thank you!

pain meds.