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Lung_Like_Rasins1677 karma

Believe it or not, I have not met a single person that made that joke yet. Thank you for making it right.

Lung_Like_Rasins911 karma

Because I'm "a tall, slim, male" was what most people said. Others said it could be connected to the cold. I say it's because I'm so tough that my lung collapsed in fear of my might.

Lung_Like_Rasins654 karma

They should put warning labels on those things.

Lung_Like_Rasins584 karma

It's like covering yourself in dinosaur pee. You're surrounded by collapsed lungs, so they won't be able to find you.

EDIT My first gold! Thank you!

Lung_Like_Rasins535 karma

pain meds.