LunchMoneyCriminal

Hi there, Hollywood. Why have you chosen to spit on all the high school peers that voted you "Broadway Bound" and become an author instead?

Caruso doesn't know Spanish. He barely knows English.

What makes this book any different than the one you wrote in sixth grade and made your mom put in the school library?

If you were going to name a drink after yourself, why would it be the "Shatkus Cactus"?