LumbermanDan

"Close enough?" Got a legit belly laugh. Well done!

I'm starting to think some of these folks know each other...

That WHUMP you just heard was my head exploding. I had no idea his Dad was Mel.

I can actually answer that one. As for the black SUV, yes that really does happen when they are vetting someone for security clearance. The agent who comes to your door will ID himself and if needed, leave a card for you to contact him. If that ever happens, do not fuck around even a little with your answers. The FBI does not have a sense of humor. Ever. About anything.

LMAO! Savage.