Lucibean

Have you thought about marketing to pregnant women? I bought one while I was pregnant and it really helped with pregnancy "issues." I didn't end up with any hemorrhoids even after pushing my kid out for 3 hours! I'm recommending it to all my preggo friends.

My husband loves it too!

Edit: if we learned anything from this thread, it's that you should call your mom and tell her you love her.

My first one after baby made me want to take a pic for my dad.

Seriously, get one. Third trimester I couldn't go for over a week. This (and a little colace) helped. It also is great for postpartum when the prospect of having your first poop is terrifying. Especially if you've got bruised tail-end full of stitches.

True. Total basket case for months. Can confirm.

When I was 4, 31 years ago, I drank my grandmother's Chanel #5. She called poison control and I remember talking to the lady on the phone for a long time and having a blast but I don't remember what the lady said to give me. I remember my grandma couldn't catch me to administer what ever it was. She was more angry I drank her expensive stuff anyways. What would you give to a perfume drinking kid?