LowEndLem

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Which Cracked writer would be the worst to be locked in a room with?

Nick: what's the worst hangover you've ever had?

Rob: how do you have such a kind face yet look so terrifying?

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Jim, your bit on the mentally handicapped inspired me to get onstage, because I figured if someone had actually recorded that, I had a shot at something. Onto the question.

What's the most you've ever paid for a hooker?