Love_LittleBoo

~80,000-- a population the size of Buffalo, NY.

I definitely laughed at this one. I think you may be confusing this with total number of college students that attend in the Buffalo area. Buffalo's pretty big.

So signing up under your own name for your child to play in a controlled environment breaks that? Hm, I wonder if you can get away with it if you use a nom de plume and tell your child to use the same nom de plume.

cereal is a cream of grain soup.

Gag

Ditto for women and tall guys. I've been attracted to some short guys but overall the ones I meet are way more likely to have ticks over their height and it's just too much baggage for subsequent dates.

Choking hazard