LordStormbringer

Um, no. It was deluxe with black olives.

Fuck Hawaiian pizza.

You write D&D books and you're trying to teach evolution to preschoolers? To a small town Baptist Sunday School teacher, you are literally the devil!

(I'm not a small town Baptist Sunday School teacher, but I've known a few who would share this sentiment)

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?