Lonelan

From what I see women love to work in porn

Bludgeoning, stabbing, disembowelment, gravity-assisted impalement...

I can think of a multitude of ways a lawn gnome can kill you

That's still awfully circumstantial to make a claim like "he did it because I was gay"

What if you were just closer? Or the easier target?

Or he just really disliked the way you scoffed?

I've never given a standing ovation at my computer before

until now

A dwarf is never early or late. He always cums on time.