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Microsoft: "We're putting collaborative, cloud-based MS Paint solutions at the heart of your interactive workflow on our roadmap for 2015"

TIL people outside America don't have stories.

YOU WERE NEVER THERE MAN!

Scumbag Countdown - gives wordy people £3000 worth of dictionaries

Print is a high demand feature that we intend to introduce in due course.

Words that should never be said about a released office suite.

I'd imagine they get in their cars and go home. It's a business.