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oh god I am so going to hell for this but you could say that Osama really took his wingman role seriously.

I am a teacher and some days I am seriously considering starting one...

Learn how to speak like a pirate in language classes, build your own beer volcano during shop, debate the ethical implications of stripping during philosophy class and learn how to cook His Holy Appendage to a perfect al dente in our culinary program!

Hello there, I am an ordained minister in the church of His Holy Noodliness.

I love our brothers and sisters in the Church of Satan. They live by a wonderful moral code, and they have times and times again successfully lobbied the government to prevent religion (any of them) from seeping into our secular institutions. They may have a bit of a PR problem with the whole mischaracterization of Lucifer as being the bad guy, but they leverage that wonderfully by threatening to have his likeness added to other public displays of religion.

I see pastafarianism as being a bit more cheeky and on the nose about it, but ultimately pursuing a similar goal. We did have some great successes at stopping intelligent design from being taught in science classes, which as a science teacher myself I think was a wonderful fight to be involved in. We continue our efforts to shed light on just how ridiculous religions are as a whole, and looking at the shift towards agnosticism and atheism in younger generations I would say we are doing a bloody good job of it.

Well not quite everyone. Those who put ketchup on spaghetti are clearly recognized as apostates and are doomed to eternal boiling in the afterlife.

or that if anything goes wrong on a KTM you need a proprietary dealer tool to fix it