LizLemonsMustache

I got that tunnel vision that girls get.

I let my emotions get the best of me.

I cared too much, I guess.

I was thinking with my lady parts.

I was walking and it felt icky.

I thought there was gonna be chocolate.

I don't even remember!

I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off.

All I wanna do is have babies!

I'm just going through a thing right now.

I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone.

This would not happen if I had a penis!

Bitches be crazy.

I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and... I'm stupid.