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LizE11030722 karma

I saw a man make a stripper bear once...

A male stripper bear, all it had on was the Harley Chaps, the silky red panties, the old aviator sunglasses and the cowbear boots. He said he was going to make a stripper pole out of chop sticks and propose to his girl with it... I really didn't want to know more.

LizE11030719 karma

Don't forget to tell them how it comes in that Half ton bale that (at least to me) is scary as hell to open.

LizE11030716 karma

They weigh roughly a half ton and are packed so tightly that it takes a fair amount of strength and pressure to pop the straps holding them together, and the pressure of popping one of those straps is dangerous... Like I've bled from getting hit with a freshly popped strap once...

It's also really loud and since the straps holding it all together are so thick you never really know when one will pop when you're cutting them so the suspense also helps with the fear lol.

LizE1103076 karma

I have to find and send you a video from my first store of a popped bale gone wrong... It was great lol.