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LittleCucumber327 karma

Favorite spongebob quotes?

"Hey Patrick, what am I?" "Stupid." "No I'm Texas." "What's the difference."


Here is my whole list of my favorite quotes from the notes on my phone!

Spongebob Quotes:

Chocolates! Striped sweater Squidward Torttallini Hey all you people! Krusty Krab pizza Bye squidward! Cereal box - Bran flakes Texas is dumb How may I take your hat, Sir? Handsome squidward Is mayonnaise an instrument? Mr. Krabs, I have an ideaaa Sea-bears Snaps fingers meow NO Move Patrick, I'm claustrophobic! Anchor arms- big, jerk, hairy The power within! Patrick paints mr. krabs' house F is for fire that burns down the city Happy Leif Ericsson day! Hurda durda hurda Oh silly me, I got the diet shampoo

"Great, now I'm late for band class. I tell ya, that instrument salesmen couldn't tell an oboe for an elbow. Ha ha, band humor."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?" CORRECT


"the inner machinations of my mind is an enigma" -- cuts to spilling milk

Squidward: " Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" Patrick: " Not until 4"


"Let's use the Orb of Confusion!"

Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure ready for a kra-hey HEY! My leg!L

You lost your name tag?! HIHEEHIHEE

Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Think, if you can have anything in the world, what would it be? More time for thinking.

"Hey Patrick, what am I?" "Stupid." "No I'm Texas." "What's the difference."

slap "Spongebob, you gotta ask him a question first." "Oh, yeah. What color is my underwear?" slap

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!!!!!!!

LittleCucumber246 karma

I remember a while back you were SO into Kate Upton.

Then you heard her speak...

LittleCucumber15 karma

Hey there, I’m very moved by your story and am so glad everything g worked out for you. This is very moving to me.

My childhood friend who I’ve know for 15 years has gone missing ever since he moved to LA from Tampa 2 1/2 years ago. He signed to some modeling agency and had a popular Instagram page from 500k followers completely disappear. His family sees me at work and his father asks about him, if I’ve heard from him. I don’t know what else to tell them. I see his family here and there and it’s just something unspoken.

My close friends miss him so fucking much that it hurts to see someone who everyone looked up to missing and unheard of, off social media, off Snapchat and numbers deleted.

How can I help? what can I do? I don’t know if there’s anything about him in the air online anywhere. I mean there has to be a photo with him nonchalantly in the background.

If you have any advice on where to start or how I can help, I’d be willing to take anything. Thank you.