LitAFartOnce

I can confirm this. I thought it was my charm that got me laid those times, but the Hostels and Cabin Fevers were common denominators. And after watching Inglourious Basterds I'm pretty sure she screamed your name.

Mosquitoes do not bite him, simply out of respect.

Can you snatch a salmon swimming upstream with that bear claw? (I assume you have a pretty good sense oh humor, given that helmet you got).

I hope it would be Listerine.

You're my hero.