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LitAFartOnce510 karma

I can confirm this. I thought it was my charm that got me laid those times, but the Hostels and Cabin Fevers were common denominators. And after watching Inglourious Basterds I'm pretty sure she screamed your name.

LitAFartOnce486 karma

Mosquitoes do not bite him, simply out of respect.

LitAFartOnce178 karma

Can you snatch a salmon swimming upstream with that bear claw? (I assume you have a pretty good sense oh humor, given that helmet you got).

LitAFartOnce173 karma

I hope it would be Listerine.

LitAFartOnce142 karma

You're my hero.