Linguatron

Do you have normal genitals?

Agreed. Dude is putting blockchain in the same box as ESP and Army Goats.

(To OP:)

You hate Bitcoin and "crypto-bros". We get it. You spend a great deal of time on Reddit fighting against cryptocurrency or something and I'm not sure why. Did Satoshi Nakamoto do something to upset you? Are you just angry that people have made money on a technology that you neglected to exploit?