Lifeaftercollege

Did you see the look on his face when he said your username? I giggled because he giggled.

"SCREAMING AT ME TO AUTOGRAPH SOMETHING OR SIGN ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN OR BODY PARTS IS NOT A QUESTION!!!"

I think I understand. What is sign my cervix?

I'd be a little starstruck in your position. But I'm a bit starstruck that you even replied, so my star meter may be set a bit on the sensitive side.

Everyone has already covered the upstanding citizen thing, so I'll say the other thing everyone's thinking.

Pit bulls are one of the most powerful breeds of dog in existence. The one you met just happened to be going all f7u12. And you killed it with your hands. You damn near ripped its head off.

You sir are a fucking bear.

How do I show this to my partner without showing it to my partner?