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Nic Cage: 146 million objects? Even if each one is only worth a dollar, that's over a million dollars!

He was talking about the woman's-dildo-in-a-straight-man's-ass thing and asked his readers to submit names for it. Someone suggested pegging and he reluctantly picked that even though he had an aunt named Peg.

How else are they gonna wear their shoes?

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I prefer the pirate abbreviation, deyr be.

Did you know that sharks are older than trees?