Lettucex

Hahahahaha.. ew.

OH GOD. GET THOSE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD NOW. EW EW EW. THINKING OF MY PARENTS HAVING SEX IS NASTY.

I like to believe I just existed one day. There was no sex involved.

My mom googled my name and it came up. She said she got bored and was googling everyone's name. So she did mine.

I have since changed it so you cannot find my porn by googling my name.

David, you are a fucked up individual. <3

AND NO.

But I have masturbated to my friends that I do porn with. Hahahahaahahaha

NO.