Leto__II

Check your voicemail - you have 178 new messages from Progressive's marketing dept

Why'd you have to stay in Hawaii - didn't they have insurance on the boat? I mean, I just assumed "whoops, I sunk the boat" was just pops pulling off a classic insurance scam.

I'd go w/ Foghorn Leghorn to simultaneously show that even chickens like to eat chickens, and also that cannibalism isn't that big of a deal.

How often did you go back to land?

beyond that, you have to start with something; they'll flat-out refuse to answer "how to" questions, it has to be at least "this is what I've done; help me from here"