Leminnes

I'm curious what was the reason why you put the water monster so early in the game. It is, honestly, the scariest part of the game to me. Something about the intangible aspect of it just makes it that much freakier to me. I know he shows up later on, but he's not nearly as menacing, to me at least.

Is your dog still equally retarded as she was the day you got her? Doest thou have any cats? I'm assuming not. :P

Kay, two dumb questions. I'm not sure what else to ask.

Here, have a poorly drawn picture of the earth before it is devoured by our sun as it dies and becomes a red giant, destroying all life on earth. :D

http://imgur.com/IcgyV.png

Edit: Oh yeah, did someone actually gift you coupons? Because if someone gifts me coupons now I'm going to assume they did it because they read your post and they're being funny proceeded by me asking them where the fuck my real present is?

You are! How does it feel?