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Legal_Rampage29 karma

His mother, soon thereafter, of dysentery.

Legal_Rampage23 karma

Sounds like my kind of quest.

Slap 40 bare asses, chug 10 tankards of Steel Reserve, and then go tell your boss what you really think of him. Then return to me and maybe I'll give you the actual quest after I'm done laughing.

Legal_Rampage14 karma

What are you wearing?

Legal_Rampage7 karma

That's actually what ended a happy marriage.

Legal_Rampage6 karma

"MINSK!"