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LampreyJaws114 karma

One time I drilled a hole into the mirror so I can pretend to have sex with myself. That was also the day I became circumcised

LampreyJaws71 karma

I too hate the taste of shame and curry.

LampreyJaws64 karma

Big, juicy talents. I want to put my head right in between her talents and BRRRR

LampreyJaws8 karma

Science is awesome!

LampreyJaws3 karma

But he was trying to use the argument "guns don't kill people, people kill people". Wouldn't that be the same with nuclear weapons?