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Hi Norm Macdonald and Gene at The Washington Post. Norm, did anyone ever tell you that you look like you're related to Bruce Campbell? Gene, has anyone told Norm that he looks like he's related to Bruce Campbell?

I don't know what a Dodger or a Packer is, but I was wondering if you could give me any tips on tidying up my collection of decorative bathroom soaps. I was thinking I should invest in a lazy susan, but that just seems weird sitting on the back of a toilet, doesn't it?

I love you Nick Swardson. I sent you a pint of my blood. Did you get my blood?

You smell like a winner!

If you had to explain what intelligence is to a 5-year old, how would you define it? Is there anything substantially different about human intelligence (other than perhaps magnitude) that you would say differentiates us from the rest of the animal kingdom?