LadySpace

I'm pretty sure most authors/bloggers with writer's block already spend their days "cleaning the squid," if you know what I mean...

"Cunnilingus lemon sorbet" is now the password to get into my treehouse.

Yeah, that's some useful information right there. I mean, how many Bens can there be in New York City?

Irrelevant sidenote: Given that you've now done two AMAs in a month, has your wife tweaked to the fact that you're cheating on her with reddit?

Relevant metasidenote: We love you more than she ever could.

Half Ton Rape Monster is my Finntroll cover band.