LaBelleCommaFucker

Hello, David! Early '90s baby here. I still turn the water off when I brush my teeth because of you. You were also on my third birthday cake. Honestly, Barney was probably the most normal part of my childhood, so thanks for kinda-sorta being there. How do you feel knowing you were such a huge part of so many kids' lives?

My mother actually has a question for you too: were you ever tempted to throat-punch Baby Bop?

Dude, NORTH CAROLINA.

Hell, Percy Bysshe Shelley was a vegetarian. It wasn't new in the 1930s and '40s, just uncommon.

"Andy Bear" by Ginny Johnston and Judy Cutchins was my favorite book when I was little. Have you read it? What's your favorite polar bear media?