LSDean

What aboot Sam-squanches? I think Randy is just a shaved Sam-squanch.

Scumbag History Channel:

Has shows about Alien Conspiracies with Hitler and the History of Sex.

Fires someone for having a modeling history.

I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

Former medic here (EMT-A/ACLS). PTSD from that job is a hell of a career-ender. Also, private ambulance services pay for shit for the most part and I have permanent shoulder and back problems from that job (trained for FF but getting hired to a city is next to impossible unless you have a connection).

I'm worried what will be used in the Communion of the Blood & Body of the Wiseau... Vodka & Scotch mixed together and artichoke pizza?