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KyngGeorge161 karma

I've clinically died 4 times on two occasions (one was drowning, the other three were within minutes of each other from a head injury).

For those people that say drowning is peaceful: Go fuck yourself with ball-peen hammer.

KyngGeorge52 karma

NOW SNEEZE, PUPPETS

KyngGeorge40 karma

If it had keys. And gas. And was running.

KyngGeorge36 karma

Kind of. I had a problem and coughed underwater, and breathed in a shitload of water because of that (the big intake after a cough).

KyngGeorge8 karma

For me, no. I thrashed and squirm and fought for the surface, and I couldn't reach it. It was horrifying.