Kwangone

Paraprosdokian as f@#%

M'Le'Bertyland. (tips chunk of rotting tree bark tied to his head)

How about sharpening the nail into a point and ninja kicking the shit out of some bastard samurai who talked smack about your mother?

This comment is delicious in multiple ways.

They politely asked for help understanding the pith of the piece. If we get belligerent when responding to people asking for information in terms that they understand, then they won't ever give a fuck to read more. This is why books have words on the flaps, or movies have trailers. It wasn't an asinine question. It's a valid begining.