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Aaaand now I know why we're having drywall issues in the preview booths of the porn store I work at. Well, TIL?

Animal abusing behavior in children is definitely scary shit because, IIRC, that's one of the three major signs that a kid may grow up to be a serial killer.

Lots and lots of upvotes for yoooou. Like so many others have said, thanks for this AMA! Very educational, witty and interesting. :)