KnightKrawler

You spend the first two years teaching them to walk and talk, the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up.

http://i.imgur.com/LQkfh.jpg (mildly nsfw)

(http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hxuus/)

.071 and .073.

Confirmed that .08 don't mean shit. If the officer wants you in jail, that's where you're going.

(1 year of probation, 25hrs community service, $250 class and & $81/month for supervision/fines. And that's only cuz I pled it down to "Reckless Driving: Alcohol involved")

RAMIREZ, BREAK THAT RECORD!!

Oil buddies; and the only plane allowed to fly on 9/11 contained bin Ladens family.