Klumm

They wouldn't drive you to the hospital, so you had to walk? Man you need to get out.

American eleven heavy means the aircraft will cause a large amount of wake turbulence, I think it's mostly in the US they use this suffix. and over a certain weight

Direct chester means the waypoint they will head to. Aircraft follow a route in the sky via waypoints with names like CHESTER for example if their route is:ASON LON RETEX CHESTER GUTES KILIN (made up waypoints). And they're at LON, the ATC might tell them too go direct to CHESTER which means miss out RETEX and just directly fly to CHESTER.it makes the route shorter as aircraft don't fly in a direct line from departure airport to destination airport.

What's the deal with them? They want tourists to go home?

What's their reasoning? Isolationism?