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There's an entire ecosystem of shitty movies named Jack Frost

Don't forget about A Talking Cat?!

Hey Bill, in college I had to read an essay about how Shelob the giant spider represents a big hairy vagina, tempting Frodo with poisonous heterosexuality, only for Samwise to defeat it with triumphant homosexuality. Would you say this is a valid reading of the text?