Kerily

I'll be honest here: I got away with murder. When I was a lot younger, I'd put things like sweets into the shopping trolley, or take biscuits before my dinner, or get up and read in the middle of the night (crazy right?).

The worst I did was something I still feel bad about today, even though I didn't get away with it. It was the night before my mum was starting her physiotherapists job, and she'd laid her uniform out, including the speciality physiotherapists tunic, which had to be worn. I, being the shitty 7 year old that I was, sneaked into her room and wrote 'mummy has a smelly bum' in big letters on the back of her tunic in blue felt pen. Apparently it was a great ice breaker with her new colleagues, but I got into a lot of trouble that day.

u fckin wot m8 ill bash ur fckin eddin rite

Definitely. My Dad's almost been hit several times by electric cars. I've heard that some of them have fake engine noises for this very reason.

Yep.

I upvoted for durr hurr VISIBILITY.