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Keohane521 karma

Quick question. I am the least picky I know. I love all sorts of foods: spicy, bitter, sour, exotic, oddly colored, you name it. I still crave garlic butter fried meal worms I had at a scouting event as a child.

Vienna sausages make me vomit without fail. I'm convinced they are meat too low grade to be used for pet food. I once fed them to local raccoons and one literally shit itself to death. There was a trail of feces leading from the can to its corpse.

What's your secret to keeping them down? Is there an antidote for what it does to a man's intestines?