KeenPro

Surely it would be better to have him put "never be kissed by Peter Dinklage" on his list, then let the antics ensue.

He should have just gone into Fish and Chip shops and asked for a portion of scraps.

"Sorry about this raging hard on but Luke Skywalker just told me 'May the Force Be With You' and I don't think its going to subside anytime soon."

Not good enough, I'd like a picture of you with all the 4 leaf clovers you haven't found.

Otherwise what is the point.

Ever blast a crab in the face with your welding gun beam torch thingy?