Kartoffelplotz

"How to sell drugs online, fast" is the name. It actually is based on a German teen who, much like OP, sold a lot of drugs on the darknet - except he did it out of his bedroom at his parent's place (much like in the show, minus the comedy/drama of course).

The sheer thought of this is utterly terrifying.

All the best to you, I sincerely hope that you never have to endure this again.

Sadly, it was obvious how it was going to go down. He is an Olympic athlete for Eritrea, they will monitor what he's saying to the media/in his marketing campaign.

Are you a Master Sommelier/aspiring to become one?

We had a phase like that already not that long ago, which should serve as a reminder on what can happen: The civil war in Sierra Leone and the intervention by Executive Outcomes is one example of that phase. EO crumbled, but it shows just how powerful merc groups can be - ending country spanning civil wars on their own.