Karma_Smurf

If Sealand gets Google Fiber before everyone else in the U.S. it will have a serious immigration problem that their welfare system could not support.

Water ballon warfare

I'll be at the book signing, but will hide my broken bissell out of shear embarrassment. Seriously, I have a Bissell Power Swift Compact pet that is making weird noises. Checked belts, hoses, filters everything and believe the issue is related to the motor. It's only two years old and rarely used. Should I take it in for repairs? How much on average would it cost, or should I just get a new one? I sincerely appreciate your expertise since this issue has been burning for a while.

Tldr: my vacuum sucks because it doesn't suck.

Sounds like a bloodbath.