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KallistiTMP515 karma

From my understanding of the medical science, dicks aren't really constrained by bone tissue, and most forms of dwarfism are ultimately due to something preventing normal bone growth. As a result, most dwarfs actually have regular full-size dicks, which I'm sure look rather impressive proportionally speaking.

KallistiTMP364 karma

Not a quadriplegic, but can confirm this is possible. There's even some self hypnosis audio tracks to help you have a hands free orgasm.

KallistiTMP177 karma

I mean 7.5 is fairly well endowed, but not abnormally large from a medical standpoint at least. As in, not enough for your doctor to go "what the fuck is that" and start ordering blood tests.

KallistiTMP89 karma

To be fair, this is the same model as home security systems and it does sorta work. You basically just hire and train enough people to manually screen all the false positives, which does sorta scale. As in, if the average school has 50 cameras and generates 3 false positives a month, and each false positive takes 15 minutes to screen, then for 130,000 schools that's 97,500 hours a month of screening, or 24,375 hours a week. Divide by 40 and it works out to around 610 full time employees, round up to an even 1,000 to account for breaks and scheduling inefficiencies and all that, and you still end up with something fairly economical - that's like, an average of 20 call center employees per state. So cost wise, it's pretty cheap.

So, in terms of "Could you do it" the answer is yes. The bigger question is just all the potential issues with how those false positives are handled. As in, it presents a pretty significant invasion of privacy, and high risk of bad outcomes. Call center employees looking at blurry CCTV footage are about as likely as cops to mistake a cell phone held by a black kid for a gun, and if they panic and call in the SWAT team, it could result in more dead kids than before.

KallistiTMP19 karma

Yes. LSD is a fragile molecule, even the tiny amount of chlorine in tap water will instantly cause it to break down into inactive compounds.