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^{I finally figured out how to do this} YAY

Edit: ^what happens if I do three?

EDIT: ^{OH SHIT!}

In the sarcastic context of your post, one could assume you were just talking about cocaine. Haha.

You are an eternal badass. I love hearing these kinds of stories. Thanks for your service!

What would be my first step towards becoming a fireman?

That's, uh... Rude.