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KP_Wrath1395 karma

i shitost a lot

Don't we all?

KP_Wrath774 karma

Rescue Squad here: I would rather clean it up than clean the resulting wreck(s) up. Also, probably better to let fire.rescue handle it, we've got trucks and laws protecting us when we're on the highway (at least as much as they can protect a meat sack from 5,000 pound chunks of steel traveling at 70), so yeah, 911 is reasonable, even if it doesn't seem like a conventional emergency.

KP_Wrath541 karma

I always felt like cicadas were the enemy, thanks for helping confirm it.

KP_Wrath272 karma

Dude, I live in the south eastern US. They get so loud around this time of year that they can be disorienting.

KP_Wrath189 karma

Who the fuck squats in a place that's likely to randomly be swallowed by molten fire?