JustTheDoct0r

He's not anywhere near me. He's a far Farquad.

Source: Northern Alberta. Nobody is near me. Also /u/therickles when your classified Ironman suit becomes available come to Northern Alberta. For no reason. Look for the guy with wicked side burns/chops. I'll be in the bar or in my truck.

Also had a congenital cataract. I had surgery on my first birthday and I'm blind as fuck in my left eye. It sorta kinda works , like I can see shapes and colours the whole "How many fingers?" thing is just a mess. I assume everyone is flipping me off since I can't tell. :)

For what it's worth, I have no lens in my left eye so I can't focus on shit anyways. Now it just tries to have a staring contest with my ear. I think.

2meta, obviously

Because he just the whole thing

Username doesnt check out. Get him, boys!