JustHere2RuinUrDay

Well, according to the gospel, gravity doesn't exist and we're actually all held down by His Noodly Appendages, so nothing.

Source: am a pastafarian, I have the book.

Drip is funded by the mozilla foundation and the german ministry of education and research. Full disclosure: I don't menstruate, so I have not used this app. But their privacy policy looks solid to me (ianal) and it doesn't have any trackers, to my knowledge and only stores things locally and encrypted.

Edit: and it's free/libre open source

No.

Yeah, our holy creator has the biggest balls, take that other religions.

He doesn't want them to float into space and die.