JudgeJoeCool

Not to get all atheist but I cracked open a dictionary which defines Bigot as "a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions." - legally forcing people to adhere to your opinions seems to fit it word for word.

I gotta say, it's amazing how much joy you can get from just the title of a clickhole article, and then you read it and it's twice as good.

I'd settle for a full season of Hail Satan With Chip Gardner!

They should also read this:

https://www.no-one-wants-unsolicited-nutritional-advice-anyway.com/just-be-supportive-of-their-fitness-goals.html

How does that work out launching as a 'free' title versus outright selling it like the first one? A sizeable bonus no doubt?