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Walking along a giant garden amongst countless white dandelions; in this sea of petals, there's an oddly shaped, oddly colored, flower that sways against the others. Against the winds of mediocrity that shape the destiny of all the other flowers.

Why is this flower here? Surely someone must have plucked this beautiful oddity by now. Surely others are drawn to it.

But the answer is now clear.

THE GOD DAMN FLOWER IS CULTIVATED WITH THE BLOOD OF BABY PANDAS.